A posteriori: I was just going to say I was planning some Panama posts scheduled around Monochrome Madness and it turned into this.

r➡l, Canada, Australia, 2 US, (actually California – or is that just a state of mind?)

Unknown persons, having broken into command central and having hacked into the electriconical writin’ machine while the rightful and normally sensible owner was off elsewhere, baking banana/oatmeal/raisin/walnut cookies in the cookery, left this on the screen and is now being offered as evidence-

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So what’s the plan?

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Well, he has two posts written and Monochrome Madness scheduled, so I guess he thinks he’s good for the immediate future and-

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(interrupting) Forget all that! Well, not monochrome madness but we got bigger fish to fry. Let’s lay our plan on him, the new, revised, updated plan (subject to change at anonymous author’s whim, therefore rightful and usual author assumes no responsibility for accuracy or lack thereof).

We ‘lose’ his prepared post for today and then start writing about Panama from our very own, totally unbiased perspective.

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Hahahahaha, OMG, unbiased, right, hahahahaha.

So you are saying we will leave 3 (or possibly 4) Panama posts seeing as we have 30-some photos as evidence, pending further review and culling to reduce the population, using the Darien’s knife of choice, a machete.

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We better explain that one, I think. Darien is not any sort of relation to Jason Vorhees. It is southern Panama and has no roads (that go through to Colombia) so one can drive from the Arctic Circle to the Darien Gap but no further. After 160 kilometers of swamps, snakes and other, assorted, godless creatures (and their first and second cousins), one can drive from Colombia all the way to the very tip of South America. BTW, the Pan American Highway at 30,000 kilometers is the longest navigable road in the world.

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Well, it’s really a network of roads, it’s no interstate highway all the way. But never mind that. Are we gonna make him post this today, part 1 of Panama on Monday, break for Monochrome Madness on Wednesday, Panama part 2 on Friday and part 3 on Sunday, part 4 a bit later if needed?

rightful owner, returning from scullery duties and discovering suggested posts stored on his static drive, agrees to publish (under some duress) but assumes no responsibility for the accuracy of any statements and on the sole condition that final editing is allowed to ensure seemliness and to uphold propriety, while firmly disagreeing any creatures or their cousins, no matter the environs, are godless

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