2
A Vegan creed
will fit our need

1
You’re a nut
that is what!

2
Ne’er fowl nor fish
will grace our dish

1
What do you mean
by this rhyming scheme?

2
No cow or pork
will touch my fork

1
Is this your new
postprandial view?

2
Soy and rice
taste so nice

1
It’s no fable
you’ve gone off label!

2
Vegan’s best
forget the rest

1
Holy cow
STOP RIGHT NOW!

2
One with the Tao
not Chairman Mao

1
Listen fool,
this ain’t too cool

2
Nuts and kelp
will be a help-

1
STOP!!!!!!!! Stop, stop, stop, stop stop!
Listen, I know that raising animals for meat uses a large portion of our potable water, that it contributes as many greenhouse gases as all the cars in the world, that it has led to many millions of acres of land overgrazed and eroded and our hunter-gatherer forebear’s diet was only 5% meat, the rest nuts and roots and berries, so we’re aren’t even evolved to eat a high meat diet.

2
Yeah, and we’ve had our share of challenges with availability and cost here. It was way easier in Panama, figure that one! We have decided that we can only be Flexitarian as long as we are here but we believe in the ideal and acknowledge that is where the world will end up, unless of course we manage to kill off several billions of us soon, like the day after tomorrow. And we are sick again. We haven’t been sick as much in any comparable period our whole lives as we have been in New Orleans. WE ARE LEAVING later this year.

1
Definitely!

2
We’ll go far
by plane or car.

1
OMG, puh-leeze stop.

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