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Oh My Goodness, we put the phone down to charge so we could, you know, take care of WP stuff and it started talking to us. I think it’s possessed.

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That’s just Google trying to get our attention, really. They have possessed our phone. They are mostly harmless though.

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Yeah, but what if? Just follow the logic, OK? If crows know how to use tools, simple sticks to fish stuff out that they can eat, how far away are they from mastering fire? 30,000 years later they will be making crow-sized nuclear bombs, just like us. And you say Google is harmless! What if they learn to rub two sticks together and later our phones explode or go up in flame, huh?

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Not to worry, Samsung has mastered that one already. And I am sure Google took notes. Now they pretend it was all an accident when it really was a government-sponsored secret weapon that got shipped out by mistake. We’re not paranoid you know, but ‘stuff happens’ and we find out just in time to save ourselves, so far. Just don’t put two of those new batteries together in your pocket – Kablowie, instant bonfire.

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Is that like putting baking soda in those little submarines that used to come in Cracker Jacks? You remember, ‘Candy coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize, that’s what you get in Cracker Jacks’ song. Catchy little number, that.

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No, it’s a bit more complicated and way more expensive. They have to use lithium and other rare stuff instead of plain old baking soda. Now, a baking soda battery might just be the ticket.

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Well you know baking soda is just a mineral lying around in Death Valley and it does everything from cleaning your carpets to fighting cancer and killing toenail fungus (yecchh!) and you can use it to tart up your teeth too! It’s like some kindly god gave us everything we need and we ignore it all in the interest of corporate profit, driven by advertising and bought into by doctors and lawyers and such. Just imagine if a doctor actually told you to go buy a box of baking soda and sent you on your way. Would you believe him/her?

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I’m not sure that ‘tart up your teeth’ is quite the way to say it whitens them if applied in a paste. And I might believe the doctor but most people, um, not so much. But yeah, baking soda is the bomb, sure enough.

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So, anyway, we just wanted to add that ‘photo’ you stole from someone on FB about why we go to school and also, to say we will catch up on WP notices soon, real soon. Like the next 24 hours I think, because we be busy-busyΒ doing some stuff right now. And like, dude, we like being caught up and seeing what you all are doing and like that.

So, here’s the photo repost:

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